YOU MIGHT BE A BARREL RACER IF.........

*You don't know the name of a fellow barrel racer, but you can describe her horse, the bit she uses, and what her time was last week!
*Your horse trailer has more square footage than your house.
*Work always tries to get in the way of your barrel racing(but it doesnt succeed)
*You plan twice as much money into your budget for equipment for your horse than you do for your own clothing
*The only web site you ever visit are https://fl01nbha.tripod.com/index.html -barrelhorses.com - wpra.com - barrelhorseworldcom - oh, and webbarrelracer.com. (and of course my space and facebook.)
*You've ever used 'feminine products' on your horse.
*The ideal way to celebrate your birthday is going to a barrel race.
*You have more bits than your city counterparts do shoes.
*Scamper, Bozo, Hawk, and Troubles are household names to you.
*You think black and blue is a normal color for shins and knees.
*You communicate better with your horse than you do your family.
*Your idea of 'getting high' is the feeling you have when exiting the arena after an AWESOME run.
*You're driving your little commuter car to the grocery store and panic when you look in the rear view and don't see the trailer..
*You have to be careful when loping your horse near trash cans because you might just turn one!
*Two piece reins? I thought they were broken!
*Your horse will sidepass out the gate without cue.
*Any horse can run barrels. Even your husband's old roping horse seems to be showing barrel potential to you.
*When emptying your pockets at the end of the day, you find a Chicago screw, 1/2 cup of area sand, 3 sticks of hay, and 4 cents.
*You can saddle and unsaddle faster than an Indy pit crew, including split boots. *Your vet, equine chiropracter, farrier, saddlemaker, and closest arena are all on speed dial.
*For some reason, your entire tax return was spent on entry fees